Play Fetch Mugs

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

A man and his dog

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Have you tried biting him?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Frizzbee statue.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'