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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Please Drove Carefully.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

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"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

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'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

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'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"