Platform Speaker Mugs

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

They hated me.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Campaign for Plain English

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Inclusive speech

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Changing Minds

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."