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"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Selfie World

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Pooperrazzi

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Journalist tackled by security.

Invasion of Privacy

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Press Pass

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

"I'd like to intervene, but I haven't completed the appropriate paperwork."

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"