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"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"He loves to give autographs!"

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Journalist tackled by security.

Invasion of Privacy

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Press Pass

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Smile!

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"