Plastics And Feathers Skeptic Pillows

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

bird interprets modern art

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

Nose Jobs $2.

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"Je n'aime pas la nature!"

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.'