Plastic Surgery Recovery Pillows

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'Sure I've had some work done, but hey, who hasn't?'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

En garde!

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'