Plastic Surgery Admirer Pillows

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

Plastic Surgeon: What Goes Up Doesn't Have To Go Down!

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'You do Botox?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Body Building

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Medical Curiosities

He really puts his heart into it!

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

Cosmetic pouches.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

'He really put his heart into it.'

'I knew there was another book in him!'