Plastic Avenger Pillows

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

The whale and the plastic bottle.

Chemical Waste.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"I'll have the 7."

'I quit!'

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

Wicked E number in an ingredients

'OK, give him a shove.'

"Uh, back to Sea World?"

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."

Plastic contamination

'Keep your distance, Mr Robinson - this perfume spray is loaded!'