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Plasma scientist

The Main Types of Cheese

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

People who understand Venn diagrams

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Boogie Fever

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

Taxi

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

"I hear this is a very big swing state in the upcoming elections!"

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE.'

Bathtime.

Toes stick out of overflowing bath.

'...the panto star was knocked down while crossing a main road. Witnesses shouted a warning that the car was behind him, but he was heard to reply: 'Oh no it isn't!''

"His social distance is 13 light years."

B'Eggo

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

Ping Pong