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Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

Selling lemon latt�

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Yardless: Please help

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The discovery of asparagus.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."