Plant Detective Mugs

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I found the termites!'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

The Hummingbird

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'Put it under my microscope!'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Elephant Tracks.

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'