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Man is injured transporting cacti.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

How Amazon was invented

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Are we broke yet?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.