Planning A Luxury Vacation Pillows

"I want two days and one dazzling night on the Orient Express!"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Travelogue

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'