Planning A Future Together T-Shirts

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Why bother?"

"One year closer to college!"

"Three more years of high school."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Saving for College.

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."