Planning A Future Together Mugs

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"One year closer to college!"

"Why bother?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Saving for College.

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"