Planetary Trekkers Mugs

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Are we there yet?"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Leonard Nimoy

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'...We're just the Intergalactic Rescue Society.'

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."