Planetary Science Prints

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Department of Astronomy - 'You are here'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"I hope it's not contagious."

Save Mars

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Water divining Mars

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Well, don't look at me!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Sadie, I just heard they discovered seven earthlike planets around a single star. Three of those planets are in the habitable zone, so they might just support life. I am just so excited! I guess what I'm asking you is … were you this excited when earth was first discovered? Almost as excited as when I first discovered vengeful retribution.

Jupiter has an enormous gravity field. He's a sphere of influence!

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.

"I don't begrudge her having her own 'Earth Day'. She has a lot to contend with."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Young Frankenstein"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

At the Museum

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'