Planet Studying Prints

Tierra Forming.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Slinky Cow World

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Penguin

Save Mars

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Newton's cradle

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

The hummingbird's hum.

Water divining Mars

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

College for flys

Space: Property of No-One

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."