Planetary Pastry Lover Gifts

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Jewish Geometry

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Coffee shop

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"George often brings his work home with him."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

She found baking helped enormously.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Greedy child

"Where's the Danish?"

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'