Planet Wonderer Mugs

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'But what is the universe for?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I wish I was creative'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

God's studio assistants

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"We've discovered an Earth-like planet capable of sustaining an unemployment rate similar to our own."

How moons are born...

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

If there are eclipses of the sun and eclipses of the moon, how come there are never any eclipses of the earth? Can we continue this tomorrow? It's getting dark.

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

"Wow nice jump!"

The wheel.