Planet Humorist Prints

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Flight simulator'

Elevator Music

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Moon's Portaloo.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.