Planet Humorist Mugs

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Flight simulator'

Elevator Music

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'