Plane Journey Joker T-Shirts

Vampire on a plane

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It's my helper trout!"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Distance to horizon varies.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Desert Roundabout

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

Adult Absence Notes.

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

How do fish get to work?

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Backseat driver...'

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

No petting in the pool!

Tedium Tours.

The bus home.

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."