Plane Journey Joker Prints

Vampire on a plane

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It's my helper trout!"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Distance to horizon varies.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Desert Roundabout

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Adult Absence Notes.

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

How do fish get to work?

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Backseat driver...'

No petting in the pool!

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

The bus home.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Tedium Tours.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.