Plane Captain T-Shirts

"Don't you dare touch my radio settings."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Captain in a storm

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World Wide Web.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Not now, Oliver."

The World's Easiest Airport

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Broomstick crash.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

TSA Noah

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Cow Blue Arrows