Plan Fixer Pillows

"It isn't much of a business plan, is it?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

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Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Power and the Glory tools

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'