Plaid-loving Whimsical Escapee T-Shirts

A ball's best case scenario.

That every day look.

King Madras

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Do you look like your pet ?

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Balloon Man

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Men escaping an office with a rope of ties.

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hipster Coyote

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

Lennie was given plenty of rope to hang himself – which he used to escape.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

The vet suggests just waiting to see if plaid comes back into style.

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

'Which way to the club house?'

Prison coffee table books.

McTricity What a Scottish Power Plant Provides.