1347: Olaf the Oaf invents stand up comedy
Plague Punster Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who loves weaving humor into the pandemic era? Our collection of plague pun-themed items features clever, funny designs that celebrate their creative wit. From mugs to art prints, these gifts are ideal for spreading cheer and showcasing their playful puns about germs, viruses, and quarantine life. Whether you’re shopping for a friend, partner, or coworker, find the perfect item to make them laugh and feel appreciated for their unique sense of humor that turns the pandemic into a punchline.
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Intelligent people laugh too!
"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
Assault 'n' Vinegar
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'
'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'
Sweep the board.
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."
'Did you watch the horror movie?'
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).
"Where were you between 4 and 6?"
'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
Dogs life
Comicron
'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'
Sisyphus during Covid
'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'
"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"
'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'
Vaccinating Death
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."
Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'
Kamikaze Colour
'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'
Richard the Turd
'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'
Plague Punster Gifts Collection
Plague Punster Mugs
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