Plagiarism Detective Mugs

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Files of Doom

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

'Your resume is great - but I'm always suspicious when a good man is easy to find.'

'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

"Walking dead letter file."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.