Pizzeria Pilgrim Pillows

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Stupid Microwave

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'You folks order the extra-large?'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Pizza Rescue.

Newspaper

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Luigi's Pizzarear

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Pizzaiolo