Pixie Fan Pillows

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Pixie

'Stop complaining about the dust. You knew I was a Pixie when you married me.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

The Firebird

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

Notre Dame Phoenix

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Phoenix

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Tuxedo company.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword