Pixel Picasso Pillows

The Computer Bore

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Homo Gamus

Face painting by numbers.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Geek fairies

Children's Art Show.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Just call me Picasso!

"It's a mobile."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Internet Cafe.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."