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He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'That was fun!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'You want to run that by me again?'

Do you look like your pet ?

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

95mph fastball.

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

A goalie

Fanny Mendelssohn