Pitch-and-catch Pro Mugs

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Currently Boston

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Tee for Two!

Professional football.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

The Off-Season

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

"This better be important."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

Basketball Players Working Together

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Our new five million pound striker seems to have developed a phobia about dark tunnels boss."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"