Pro Athlete Mugs

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"This better be important."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Yearbook

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Tour de Frank"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Saving a Heart