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"I fear our good sheriff may be a little too fond of showing off his marshall arts."
Gun laws US
"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."
'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'
"Especially modified you say..."
'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'
'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'
'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'
Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.
Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.
"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."
The Lawman
Progress?
"Bang!"
"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."
Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting
'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'
'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'
'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'
A hunter hitting his first bird.
'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'
'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'
Gun Ego
'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'
"Hon, where's the butter?"
"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'
"It helps prevent side collisions."
'I got an 'A' in munitions.'
Ancient Weapons
'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'
"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."
Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets
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