Pirouetting Police Pillows

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

Police Feline Unit

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Computer neck.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Penguin identity parade

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

The Adventures of Grammar Man

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

A policeman and protester in the same family.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'They suspect arson.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

"I'm gonna need some ID."