Pirate And Legends Mugs

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirate

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'