Pirate Lore Enthusiast Mugs

'We should talk more.'

"Mirror, mirror shinning bright who is the handsomest Captain in sight?"

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Pirates at the mall.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"