Pirate Adventure Seeker Pillows

You just need to be patient, son.

"Acne"

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pyramid catflap...

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Pirate eye test

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Pirates at the mall.