Pipes And Flippers Fan Mugs

'Slight plumbing problem?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Snake with headphones.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Biting Slippers.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Flautist

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"Carpenter ants."

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

John Boynton Priestley

'I miss my water bed.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

"Before this I flipped houses."

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'