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"Carpenter ants."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Desert Island BBQ

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Men gossiping

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Proceedings of the club

Men talking about the boots of the period

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Donald Trump

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"I say!"

Fly Space.