Pipe Problem Solvers Mugs

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Lazy plumber.

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Making it look easy.

A Brain Drain

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Alpine Pipe

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Pipe dreams!

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

The two friends

"I say!"

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Pipe Dream

Switch it off and switch it on again

I hate it when they start without us.

Compton MacKenzie.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but I'd hate to imagine what he says about that pipe.

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

'Fetch my pipe and slippers...there's a good dog.'

Beagles at smoking research laboratory. One of them is smoking a pipe.

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

Trophy no smoking campaigner