Pioneer Of Personal Space Gifts

Den Furniture

Club Antisocial

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Wheel.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Only in the newspapers.

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

"The applications are limitless."

Private Jet

"Watch for innovation."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Social Distancing

No poking doughboy

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."