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Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Happy thoughts

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

Cleaner and sculpture

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

The Beer Whisperer

Prince

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Horse Riding Trophy

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

'Early Toupees'.

"Of course I'm late. It was a game of two halves, fourteen pints and a night in jail."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'