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Harold Pinterest

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Happy thoughts

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"Pi and mash squared please."

Ryan Giggs

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

Hairy Potter.

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

Prince

Cleaner and sculpture

The Beer Whisperer

Horse Riding Trophy

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

You throw poop like a girl.

'Early Toupees'.

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

"Of course I'm late. It was a game of two halves, fourteen pints and a night in jail."

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."