Pint-sized Scholar Pillows

'I didn't want to peak too soon.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Playdough's The Republic

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Sun Flower.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Brickie's Mate

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Too big to fail

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Baby dressed for the opera.

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

The Book Club

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

A dog reads a newspaper

Beer

Medical Student

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."