Pint-sized Rancher Mugs

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Motorherd

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Girl in cow onesie.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Tim's marketing solutions

A child and his dog

Baby dressed for the opera.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Baby

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

Painting and Decorating

"What does your father do for a living?"

Stay with your present market investments. Your stock will start to pick up any time now.

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

Rounding up Bulls.