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'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Racketeer

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Cleaning the Horse

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Something happened when he started trolling the internet. He became homicidally dogmatic."

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'