Pineapple Pizza Provocateurs Prints

"Well, Jester... The king laughed at even your cheekiest jokes but covering his pizza with pineapple was way too much!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's my favorite.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Sisyphus Pizza

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?