Pizza Passionist Prints

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."